What is this font in every single 2021 series title card?
Warning: this post contains harsh and mean spirited words. The tone may not be suitable for sensitive viewers and fragile modirators. Viewer discretion is advised.
Why? Just why?
Why did the reboot include the smurfway?? What is the point of this stupid object? Why does it exist? What is its purpose?
Is it supposed to be a quirk of Brainy smurf? An extension of his personality? Why only Brainy posses it!? Why not other smurfs!? WHY HIM SPECIFICALLY!?!?
What was the decision behind including a scooter? Was it to provide slapstick humor? Doesn't the scooter ruin Brainy smurf and decrease his intellect? No wonder why his capabilities got nerfed in Season 2 and 3! He spends too much time f**** around with his "precious" rather than doing something useful like assistanting Papa smurf, reading books, etc. In Season 1, Brainy was an intelligent, brave and capable smurf who saved the entire village plenty of times and protected his friends countless times.
But thanks to Season 2 and 3: he is reduced to a bookworm, scooter-obsessed guy.
The smurfway even destroys his relationships! Not only Brainy but literally everyone is in love with this abomination! Blossom, Lily, Smurfette, Storm, EVERYONE!!
Don't get me started on the episode "Where's my smurfway?" It drives me crazy in every way imaginable. If you thought that Grouchy, Dimwitty, Rowena, Bigmouth etc. Were all annoying? That's nothing! As soon as I saw the scooter, the second the image of the scooter reached my eyes, I lost it.
Anyways, here is a question for smurf fans. Do you think it was a good idea to give Brainy the smurfway? Was it a great addition or not? I know that the smurfway was introduced in the smurfs lost village movie. Please no need to point that out. But what does it indicate? What does it mean for Brainy's character? Does it mean that Brainy is so lonely that everyone ignores him and he created a coping mechanism? How sad!
Was it to be hip with the kids about how technology is progressing and how it is affecting our daily lives? Well, why only Brainy has it and no one else?
I geniuely need to know. And what are your thoughts on including the smurfway in the reboot?
The reboot has introduced pretty interesting concepts like smurfs with superpowers, Gargamel's family, Smurfette's new favorite sport and more. Some may contradict the franchise. Others seem great. The scooter is one of them.
"You made a rant over an object?"
Yes, I did.
So, I'd like to know what everyone thinks. Please forgive me if I sounded so stupid, immature and childish, ranting over a random object. Administrators, you can lock this post if I violated the rules or just comment it. I don't mean any harm. I just wanted to discuss.
I'd love to see an episode where Brainy has to chose between his glasses and his smurfway. I need to know what he values more in his life! YOU WILL NOT CONVINCE ME THAT THE SMURFWAY IS SO. PRECIOUS AND VALUABLE TO BRAINY!!! The answer is Papa smurf and his books! And his friends! The powerful of friendship is more important than a stupid object!!
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I really want to know the opinions on this show. What do you guys like about it, what do you guys hate about it, which parts have you completely shoved under the rug in hopes of forgetting it ever existed, stuff like that!
Me personally: I have a bad feeling about this. Don't get me wrong, I am not against making a smurfs movie. I am excited that Rihanna will be voicing Smurfette. She is one of the most iconic singers. It's her lucky day. The new animation should be interesting. And I don't think I will be able to see the movie since it will be released on July this year.
It's just the synopsis of the movie that bothers me. Because how many times are we going to repeat this senario
"What is a Smurfette? All the smurfs have their own identity except Smurfette?? What is she? She is anything and that's why she is so unique!!" (Because Smurfette apparently did not have a personality for over 60 years.)
I am not trying to be a hater or anything.
We already had a comic book explaining her origin story and two f*****g movies ALL about her!!! And after all these years, we still have not found out who/what is a Smurfette??
If it's going to be another "Smurfette is so super duper special" movie: then they better include Vexy, Sassette, Hackus & Smurfette mermaid. Otherwise, my biggest fear will be the movie telling us to ignore everything (including Vexy, Hakus and everyone we knew in the entire franchise) and only admire and adore Smurfette and no one else!
The producers are clearly running out of ideas. But they better make this movie good.
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I managed to record Granny's Doll and snagged a title screenshot:
Picture this in your head!
Imagine having a family visit and you visit a random stranger. He/She is a gorgeous beautiful/handsome man/woman. You greet them, sit and have a chat and then they tell you;
"I've known you since you were a preschooler and we played games together!"
And then you respond to them;
"I never met you before in my whole life!'"
And this is your cousins reaction when you tell them that;
18 Votes in Poll
A+ tier: ''Smurfy secrets'' & ''Relaxosmurf''
Bonus: The ultimate prank
(Don't even dare comment that ''Smurfy secrets'' is ''not as great as you think''!! It's extremely personal to me!!)
A tier: ''Monkey see, Monkey do'', ''Who's in the band?'', ''The Pluffs'', ''Crashing Gargamel's party'', ''Clumsy not Clumsy'', ''The smurfs show'', ''The talented Justa smurf'' & ''The majestic 5''.
Bonus: Lost Cat(THE ONLY TIME I EVER LIKED REBOOT SMURFETTE!!!!) & Dream Team
B tier: ''Brainy gets ghosted'', ''Unsmurfable smile'', ''Where's Papa smurf?'', ''DRIIIIINNGGG'', ''Bringing up smurfy'', ''Say smurf for the camera'', ''Manners matter''
They may anger everyone; but they are all a guilty pleasure!
Bonus: Mind the cat
C tier: ''Jokes on you'', ''Smurfy day care'', ''The scariest smurf'', ''Smurf your seatbelts'', ''Smurf yes Smurf'', ''Curse of ancient treasure'' (whatever that name is) ''Storm loses her mojo'' & ''Doctor Brainy & Minister dumb''
Bonus: Family Time
D tier:
Smurfs in disguise
Wild gets Tamed
Who's Heftier
You're Fired
Smurf-fu
Alien smurf
Diaper Daddy
Who Nose
Chef soup
Wanna Bet?
Knight smurfalot
Smurfette overdoes it
No smurf out
Smurfy racers
The golden leaf thingy run (Too lazy to spell the actual title)
Bonus: Curing Private Timid & The stolen portrait
F----: Tier
''Smurfy magic duel'', ''Dreamer: Master of Love'', ''Ogre Love'', ''Where's my smurfway?'', ''Blossom goes Wild''
(Please don't remind me of these episodes! ESPECIALLY WHERE'S MY SMURFWAY? These episodes are my nightmares in a nutshell!!)
Extra comments I would like to say
''The ultimate prank'' is officially my new favorite episode of the entire reboot; surpassing ''Smurfy secrets''. The only flaw in that episode is Brainy smurf. I felt extremely bad for him in that episode.
''Monkey see, Monkey do'' was supposed to be put in the ''A+ tier'' but thanks to Papa smurf; it's in the ''A tier'' instead. (And I will never forgive Papa smurf for SAYING THE LINE!!!! I swear; his line should be a meme!!!)
I never originally had a problem with Dimwitty and Grouchy but as time went by: I also started to get extremely angry and irritated at them.
''Smurf your seatbelts'' & ''The Pluffs'' are exactly the reasons why I don't like how relationship interactions are written in the reboot. Even the 1981 series can do a WAY better job than this!
I am too tired of this whole post so if anyone has any questions about any of the episodes I picked; please don't be afraid to comment although be warned; select the episodes carefully because I will respond to some and otherwise to others,
19 Votes in Poll
I have to know who likes Hefty (2021) & Papa smurf!! (2021) Papa smurf may have 10% redeemable qualities but Hefty has none!! (Except The stolen portrait)
Tell me who likes them??
Tell me anything good in them??
I make countless rants on them and I always find the chance to diss and insult them whenever I can! I am not joking. I am sick and tired of remembering them and seeing only Hefty fans agreeing with me and basically no one else!! I am fed up of ranting about them because I feel like my thoughts aren't loud enough.
Am I missing something in them? Because all I feel is nothing but pure hatred towards them. And I am not even exaggerating. Tell me who actually likes them?
Bonus point: Tell me someone who likes Dreamer!!! (2021) I don't want to imagine someone liking him. (Answering this question is optional. I didn't expect Dreamer to be so infuriating!! And I have yet to rant about Doctor smurf as well.)
*I may have exagerrated my question a lot. Please don't take it seriously. I am not actually this angry in real life. I am curious. So, don't take my words seriously.