Grouchy Smurf claims to hate pretty much everything, but there are some very few things he has shown to hold a liking to. But usually, he'd hate for anyone to know about it.

NOTE: All things related to "non-canonical" Smurf presentations will appear in bold text.

Only if nobody else is around...

The things he actually does like

The things he has a dislike for

  • 542 (Papa Smurf's age)
  • Being angry; also Angry Smurfs 
  • Again (“A Hole In Smurf”)
  • Another party (when the Smurflings wouldn't stop throwing them in "Bigmouth's Roommate") 
  • Announcements
  • Being chased (by The Purple Smelly Hatchling)
  • Being chased by unhappy Smurfs
  • Being sad; also Sad poems
  • Being a tree; also Falling out of a tree
  • "The best part of all"
  • The blue rose
  • Boom Chicka Boom (“Sing A Song Of Smurflings”)
  • Brainy Smurf; also Saving Brainy
  • The Brainy Smurf way (”Imperial Panda-Monium”)
  • The Bridge (“A Hole In Smurf")
  • Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner (“Smurfing Out Of Time”)
  • “Cackaw, cackaw, splash, ribbit, ribbit, squawk, squawk.” (“Smoogle Sings The Blues”)
  • Changing diapers
  • Chili beans
  • Christmas (formerly)
  • Clumsy Smurfs ("The Smurf's Apprentice")
  • Crying for hours; also Laughing
  • Cupcakes (“Snappy’s Way”)
  • “Do rey mi mush” (“Snappy’s Way”)
  • Doing That (farming on Unhappiness Day)
  • Dressing up
  • Farewell's; also Hello's ("...I hate goodbye more, but I still hate hello")
  • Feeling anything
  • The Finer Things in Life (“Sing A Song Of Smurflings”)
  • Five Races in a Row (“Wild About Smurfette”)
  • "Ga goo"
  • Gargamel and Azrael
  • Giving something the "old Smurf try"
  • Giving up
  • Golf
  • Good night
  • Grelch (Who doesn't)
  • Grouchy power
  • Being happy; also Happy endings
  • Harmony‘s Latest Composition (”Sing A Song Of Smurflings“)
  • His “frowning face anywhere” (“The Dark Ness Monster”)
  • "Hmmm..."
  • How Baby is doing (when poor Baby was sick and Sassette made all the books disappear, including the one given to Papa Smurf to cure Baby)
  • Hugging; Hug-a-Smurf Day ("A Hug For Grouchy"); however, in the 2011 movie, he was seen to enjoy a hug
  • Important news and Learning (It's Fun To Be A Smurf on ice production)
  • Jokey Smurf (aka The Masked Pie Smurfer); Harmony's music; the MSN's note ("The Masked Pie Smurfer")
  • Lily root
  • Looking
  • Lullabies
  • Making his friends worry
  • Masterpieces
  • Modern art (Usually)
  • Morning
  • Neat landings
  • "Needle, Needle, Needle" ("Tailor's Magic Needle")
  • Not getting milk
  • Not knowing what to do
  • "Ooh!"
  • Picking smurfberries
  • Picnics
  • Pretty
  • “Pull zee Pin” (“A Hole In Smurf”)
  • Purple Smurfs (Can you blame him?)
  • Being reckless
  • Returned (as in returning Baby Smurf)
  • Runaway Scarecrows
  • Runaway Wheelbarrows
  • Sad
  • Secrets
  • Secret Admirers
  • Sharing
  • The Smurfette, before "the Lone Smurf" rescued him and the other Smurfs from Gargamel; Letting anybody know he likes her ("The Smurfette")
  • Smurf Kebob
  • Snoring
  • Smurfling Music (“Sing A Song Of Smurflings”)
  • Soggy cupcakes (Can you blame him?)
  • Splitting up
  • Spring cleaning day in the Smurf Village (“Smoogle Sings The Blues”)
  • Statues of famous heroes
  • Storms
  • Stuck
  • Tattletales ("Tattle-Tail Smurfs")
  • Tender smurfing care.
  • Ties (as in contest deadlocks; Tailor misinterpreted it as neckties)
  • To do it (as in leading The Purple Smelly Hatchling away from the village)
  • Too many questions
  • Trying
  • Unhappiness Day (despite the fact that he himself is always unhappy)
  • "Wakka wakka" (his laugh after Smurfette unknowingly bewitches him into being happy in "Bewitched, Bothered, And Be-Smurfed").
  • Waking up (on the island in "Painter And Poet")
  • Walking all alone
  • Yelling for "help"; Yelling in general
  • "You-know-what"
  • "Zhe" challenge
  • "Zhe" greatest hero of all time
  • April Smurf's Day
  • Admitting that he likes Smurfy Friendship Day
  • Breakfast guys
  • Coming out of the water
  • Grapes on the brain
  • Being flattened ("Smurf-Colored Glasses")
  • Cows
  • Doing Farmer's work; Work in general
  • Cages
  • "If you wanna know what I think"
  • Being "a bit off"
  • Lending a hand or foot
  • Rotten Smurfistroni
  • Changing his tune
  • Seeing double
  • "Have a nice day"
  • Running himself ragged
  • Leaving Grouchous; also, the way Grouchous loves everything
  • "Another delicious-a grape-a"
  • "Uh-oh"
  • Expressing himself a little differently
  • Monsters
  • Smiles (according to the opening credits; despite this, he does smile on rare occasions)
  • Pranks, especially Jokey's
  • Himself (When Jokey's terrible sense of tact made him so mad that he very deliberately shouted the word in the Kaplowey Scroll , making Jokey vanish; Grouchy regretted doing so afterwards.)
  • Turning old (as in "Smurfquest", when the Smurfs age rapidly): Smurfette: Oh, what's happening to us!?Grouchy: I *hate* what's happening to us!
  • Joggers
  • Smurf Day
  • Parades
  • Things
  • Fireworks
  • Eggs
  • Cute
  • Dancing (sometimes)
  • King Smurf (Brainy); Smurfberries (unless they're fresh); War ("King Smurf")
  • Lists ("I *hate* lists! But I *love* Papa Smurf")
  • Going up and down and up and down and up and down...etcetera...
  • Bigmouth
  • Hungry
  • Looking and looking...etcetera...
  • Picking directions; also "That way" (Hefty: Pick directions. Grouchy: I *hate* picking directions! Hefty: Then why don't you go that way, Grouchy? Grouchy: Oh, alright...but I *hate* that way!)
  • Brooms
  • Smoke
  • Bugs
  • Volume 42 of "Quotations Of Brainy Smurf"; also Different drums ("The Smurflings")
  • The Smurf song: "I find it annoying" (The Smurfs movie)
  • Quiet
  • Running forever
  • Chlorhydris
  • Fairies (due to the belief that he and the Smurfs had about fairies being trouble makers)
  • Quicksand ("Handy's Sweetheart")
  • Being too late to warn every Smurf
  • Green around the gill
  • Wagons (but was actually cut off by Papa Smurf)
  • Hello/Goodbye (I hate hello, but I hate goodbye more...But I still hate hello)
  • Arguing
  • Smurf hats as Christmas presents (The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol)
  • Falling (The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol)
  • Snow
  • That Christmas comes only once a year
  • Carrots
  • Being cold
  • Fruit cake
  • Flying fish (Robot Chicken skit "Tastes Like Rotten Smurfberries")...especially ones stuffed with dynamite (but he dies before he could finish saying that)
  • Kneeling and wetting his pants (The Robot Chicken skit "Not so Smurfy")
  • "I hate this whole mess!" (the mess Jokey Smurf caused)
  • Food, Machines, Lazy Smurf, and "Smurfing as fast as I can" ("Waste Not, Smurf Not")
  • Mud
  • Bogs ("The Secret Of Shadow Swamp")
  • Cheering ("The Smurfic Games", although he smiles and waves a pennant immediately thereafter)
  • Weddings ("Smurfily Ever After")
  • Wishing
  • Truffles
  • Making Astrosmurf's dream come true (according to the graphic novel "The Astro Smurf")
  • Bangs, Shushing, and Voting for himself (according to the graphic novel "King Smurf")
  • Being a huggable Smurf
  • The way the other Smurfs (under the Raven of Unhappiness' spell) are acting
  • Catching up (while invisible in "The Clockwork Smurf")
  • Faster (Smurfberry Crunch commercial)
  • Melons (“Memory Melons”)
  • ”That” (the swapping well) “and that even more“ (unspecified) (“Swapping Smurfs”)
  • The Blue Moon (Baby Smurf)
  • Perfume (Smurfs Monsters)
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